
Tucson's BEST Embassy Suites? Paloma Village's Hidden Gem Revealed!
Tucson's BEST Embassy Suites? Paloma Village's Hidden Gem Revealed! (Or Is It?) - A Brutally Honest Review
Alright, alright, settle in folks, because we're diving DEEP into the world of the Embassy Suites at Paloma Village in Tucson. Forget those bland, cookie-cutter reviews. I'm gonna give you the REAL deal, warts and all. This isn’t some perfectly polished travel blog. This is my experience. So, let’s get messy. Let's get honest. Let's get… well, you'll see.
First Impressions: Accessibility & Getting In
Okay, first off, massive props for the accessible features. I'm not in a wheelchair, but I’m all about inclusivity, and the Embassy Suites at Paloma Village seems to get it. Elevators are plentiful (essential, because this place is sprawling!), and I spotted ramps and accessible parking with ease. The wheelchair accessibility really does seem on point, which is a HUGE win. Check-in/out [express] and Contactless check-in/out are also available, which is fantastic for these pandemic times.
BUT, and there’s always a “but,” the exterior corridors… not quite the romantic, hotel-chic vibe I'm usually after. Not a dealbreaker, but certainly not a perk. I'll say it though the Exterior corridor thing does make me feel safe. All the CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property too.
The Rooms: Comfort & Chaos
The rooms? Well, it's an Embassy Suites, so you know it's all about space. Two rooms! A king-sized bed! A separate living area with a pull-out sofa! Plenty of space to throw a small party. Speaking of which, the non-smoking rooms are a blessing.
Now, here’s where it gets a bit… messy. The Air conditioning was a little… temperamental. One minute I'm comfy, the next I'm a sweaty mess. The Internet access – wireless (Wi-Fi [free] in all rooms!) was a lifesaver, though. I work from home, and even though the world is a scary place, it was nice to know I could just chill out. I am a workaholic, so the hotel's desk and Laptop workspace (and the Internet access – LAN) were a godsend.
The Bathroom, though? Slightly dated. The bathtub, which is okay, the separate shower/bathtub combo was nice. However, the toiletries felt… generic. They did provide bathrobes and Slippers, which is always a nice touch.
The Free Stuff – The Good, The Bad, and the "Meh"
- Breakfast [buffet]: Okay, here's where things get… interesting. The buffet is a CLASSIC Embassy Suites staple. Eggs, bacon, sausage, waffles, the works. Honestly? The first day I was in heaven. The second day I… felt the same. It's predictable, but it’s free, and that's hard to argue with. The Asian breakfast option was a nice touch, offering a small selection of noodle dishes and congee. The other options are Breakfast takeaway service and Room service [24-hour], are life saviors, especially when you want to eat alone. Breakfast in room would be a treat!
- Happy hour: Free drinks and snacks in the evening? Yes, please! Although, let's be real, after a long day of sightseeing, the free cocktails weren't quite as strong as I'd hoped. The crowd was a bit… vanilla. Still, free is free.
- Free Bottle of water
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: Where the Food Adventure Begins
I am a big fan of the restaurants, including the Coffee shop, Poolside bar, and Snack bar. I love how they have a mix of International cuisine in restaurant and Asian cuisine in restaurant. I also liked the Desserts in restaurant. However, I've been to a lot of restaurants, and, for the price, I didn't feel like I was getting my money's worth.
Ways to Relax & Revitalize
Alright, let's be real, this is where the Embassy Suites shines. They aren't slacking when it comes to your health and wellness.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Loved it. The Pool with view was divine, even the kids weren't too much of a bother.
- Gym/fitness and Fitness center: I'm not a gym rat, but I popped in, and it was decent. Clean, well-equipped. I saw a few people using it, and everything seemed to be working fine.
- Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom: Okay, I'm not a sauna or steam room person. But they are available, if you like that.
- Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap: I can, however, say the massage, I did love. I recommend booking one.
Cleanliness & COVID Stuff – The Elephant in the Room
Let's talk safety, because, you know, the world. The Embassy Suites tries to do a good job. I saw a lot of signs about Daily disinfection in common areas and Rooms sanitized between stays. The Staff trained in safety protocol, so it's good. There's Hand sanitizer everywhere. I saw Anti-viral cleaning products being used. BUT… I also saw a few people (and this is just me being hyper-aware) not wearing masks properly.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Here’s some rapid-fire observations:
- Laundry service: Essential. Especially if you did something messy.
- Dry cleaning: For the fancy folk.
- Concierge: Helpful, but didn’t exactly bend over backward.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Meh.
- Convenience store: Good for a quick snack, but overpriced.
- Car park [free of charge]: Always a win!
- Cash withdrawal: Useful, but I always forget.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Definitely a highlight, as mentioned before.
For the Kids:
The Family/child friendly nature of this place is good. They have Kids facilities and Babysitting service is available. Good for those with kids!
A Few Quirks & Imperfections
- The elevators can be slow. Especially during peak times. Patience is a virtue.
- My room's view was… a parking lot. Not glamorous.
- The coffee in the room was weak. Seriously, weak.
- I found one bug, which is a slight imperfection.
The Verdict: Is This the BEST Embassy Suites in Tucson?
Look, I'm not one for hyperbole. Is this the BEST Embassy Suites ever? Probably not. But is it a solid choice? Absolutely.
Here's the TL;DR:
- Pros: Room size, free breakfast, happy hour, good accessibility features, the pool, and the fitness center.
- Cons: Slightly dated decor, spotty air conditioning, generic toiletries, weak coffee.
- Overall: A great option for families, groups, or anyone who appreciates space and a decent range of amenities.
My Emotional Reaction:
Honestly? I had a good time. It wasn't perfect, but it was comfortable, convenient, and a great base for exploring Tucson. I will definitely come back.
The Call to Action (and the Offer!)
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is my Embassy Suites Tucson Paloma Village adventure, and trust me, it's gonna be a ride. Buckle up, because this is what it's going to look like:
Day 1: Tucson, Here I Come (Hopefully With My Sanity Intact)
**10:00 AM - Arrival. Or, Attempted Arrival. ** Ugh, airports. Let's just say my "organized" packing list (read: a chaotic pile of vaguely related items) didn't quite translate into efficient travel. I’m pretty sure I left my phone charger at home. Cue dramatic internal monologue. The good news? The Tucson sun is blistering and I'm already regretting the fuzzy sweater. The bad news? I've spent $14 on a bottle of water at the airport and still don't have my bearings.
11:00 AM - Check-in at Embassy Suites. THE SUITES. Okay, first impressions: big. Like, ridiculously big. I was expecting a standard hotel room, but no, it's like a mini-apartment! Separate living room, bedroom, kitchenette… Honestly, I'm tempted to just live here. Free breakfast? Sold. Social hour with free drinks? My kind of party. The staff is incredibly nice, which is a huge relief after the airport fiasco.
12:00 PM - Lunch. Attempted Lunch, Again. Okay, remember that 'vaguely related items' comment? I'm realizing that my culinary planning went about as well as my packing. I am starving. The options surrounding the hotel are a mix of chains and… well, more chains. Maybe I should have researched some authentic Tucson cuisine beforehand. Note to self: research next time. I settle for a burger at something nearby.
1:30 PM - Pool Time. The Pool, The Sun, and Me. Ah, the pool. This is what I came for. It's a glorious oasis of turquoise, complete with palm trees and the promise of sun-drenched relaxation. I plop down on a chaise lounge, slather myself in sunscreen (thank god I did), and close my eyes. Pure bliss. Until… a rogue water balloon narrowly misses my head. Well at least it didn't hit me, it was all good, I guess.
3:00 PM - Room Exploration & Snack Acquisition. Or, "Where Did All My Snacks Go?" I get back to the suite, ready to explore. The place is huge. I plop on the couch, start flipping through the channels, and rummage through the bag I brought in. Then I realized I made a mistake, I finished all the snacks, and now I'm hungry.
5:00 PM - Social Hour & Free Drinks. The Art of the Free Cocktail. This is where the magic happens. The free social hour at Embassy Suites is, let’s be honest, a godsend. I wander down, armed with my best smile. I chat with some fellow travelers, learn a thing or two about where they've been and what they recommend (because I clearly didn't do enough research). The margaritas are flowing, the conversations are lively, and for the first time all day, I feel like I might actually enjoy being on vacation. Also, the cheese and crackers aren't bad either.
7:00 PM - Dinner. It's A Quest. I'm starving again (shocking, I know). I decide to be adventurous and find a local spot for dinner. Google Maps is my guide, and hopefully, it won't lead me astray. I choose a place that is about 20 minutes away (traffic pending), so it's time to go. I arrive there and find out they are busy, what is up with everything being booked during dinner time? I'm hungry, and I'm here, so I'll wait!
9:00 PM - Night Cap & Crash Course in Pillow Comfort. Back at the suite, it’s time to find that peace. I decide to take a bath, because I can! I get out, dry, and decide to dive into the bed. It's like sinking into a cloud. I immediately pass out.
Day 2: Desert Dreams & Dining Disasters?
7:00 AM - Breakfast. The Breakfast Buffet Saga Begins. The breakfast buffet is, well, epic. Omelets made to order, mountains of fruit, and the endless supply of coffee. I get way too excited and end up loading my plate like I'm preparing for a marathon. I eat everything, and I'm already plotting my next trip. The buffet is a goldmine. I think this is my favorite part of the trip so far.
9:00 AM - Desert Botanical Garden. So Much Desert, So Little Time. The desert is beautiful. I'm stunned by the cacti, the colors, the stark beauty of it all. I walk along a winding path full of plants. I take a million photos. I even try to identify a few cacti (with dubious success). It's hot, but it's worth it.
12:00 PM - Lunch. The Search Continues I decide to be a little more prepared this time. I want to see the city so I grab some lunch. It isn't too bad, but not the best. At least it's something.
2:00 PM - Pool. The Sun and Some Reading I got another pool time. I bring a book, and just relax in the sun. Until… I realized that I forgot my water bottle, and I wasn't able to go back and get it. So I just decided to deal with it. I dozed off on the pool chair.
4:00 PM - Back to the Room. Nap Time. I get back to the room, and I get some well-deserved rest time. After the pool, what else do you do? I didn't bother doing anything else, I just wanted to sleep.
6:00 PM - Dinner. Another Quest. Here we go again. I have a dinner spot chosen, but I'm a little nervous after yesterday's experience. On the plus side, the place is beautiful! I'm seated immediately, and everything is going well! Then, BAM! The waiter brings out my food, and it isn’t what I ordered. I am not amused. So, I send it back. Ugh. The new dish is perfect, and I eat everything.
8:00 PM - Stargazing Attempt. I try to find a good spot to see the stars, but I feel like I'm a little too tired to do so. I give up, and head back to the suite.
Day 3: Farewell Tucson (Hopefully, With Fewer Culinary Catastrophes)
7:00 AM - Breakfast. Breakfast, Round 2! I have to get more from the breakfast buffet. This time, I eat less and try to take it easy. I get back to my room to get ready for the day.
9:00 AM - Last Pool Dip. Gotta get that last bit of relaxation in before heading home. Swim, tan, and try to ignore the faint pang of sadness that this adventure is soon to end.
11:00 AM - Check-out. The End… or is it? Leaving the suite is going to be hard, but it is time to go. I feel bad, but I have to leave. I check out, and leave the hotel.
12:00 PM - Airport. I arrive at the airport, and get in line.
1:00 PM - Flight. I get on the flight, and head for home.
3:00 PM - Home. I'm home! Time to unpack and sleep. Tucson was incredible! I am going to miss it. I'll be back!
Remember: This is my trip. It's not perfect. It's messy. It's real. And that's the best part. This is an amazing place, and you should go!
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Tucson's (Possibly) BEST Embassy Suites? Paloma Village's Hidden Gem Revealed! (Or, You Know, Subject to My Very Biased Opinion...)
Okay, seriously, is this place *actually* the best Embassy Suites in Tucson? Don’t just give me the corporate line!
What’s the deal with the free breakfast and evening reception? Are they worth the hype (or just soggy eggs and watered-down booze)?
The suites – are they actually spacious like they claim? I'm traveling with kids, and I need space!
What’s the deal with the pool and amenities? Are they any good? I wanna lounge!
Location, location, location! How's the location actually? Is it near anything good, or am I stuck in the middle of nowhere?
Okay, spill the tea! Are there any real downsides? Tell me the *truth*!

