
Beckley's BEST Hotel? Holiday Inn & Suites Review (You WON'T Believe This!)
Beckley's BEST Hotel? HOLIDAY INN & SUITES Review (You WON'T BELIEVE THIS!) - The Good, The Bad, and the Absolutely Hilarious!
Alright, folks, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans on my stay at the Holiday Inn & Suites in Beckley, West Virginia. They're calling it Beckley's "BEST" hotel, and honestly? Well, the jury's still out. But hey, at least the coffee was hot, right?
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First Impressions (and a Little Rant):
Okay, so the drive in was pretty… West Virginia. Lots of hills, lots of trees, and a general feeling of "where am I again?" The hotel itself? Standard Holiday Inn fare. Not dazzling, not hideous. Functional. The exterior wasn't exactly Instagram-worthy, but hey, I wasn't expecting a palace. The lobby, however… it had that distinct "hotel lobby" smell. You know, the one that's a mix of cleaning products, stale air, and faint desperation? But honestly, it was perfectly adequate.
(Accessibility):
Important note for those needing it: Accessibility seems pretty well covered. They boast facilities for disabled guests, and I spotted an elevator. The website claims wheelchair accessible features, but definitely verify this by directly calling and talking to them if you need it! Again, this is something to definitely double-check if you require it.
Rooms: The Good, The Questionable, and the Incident Involving a Bedside Lamp:
My room was… well, a room. A standard non-smoking room, with air conditioning that actually worked! (A major win!). The bed was comfy enough, the linens were clean, and the blackout curtains were a godsend. Seriously, I could have slept through the apocalypse in those things. There was a desk for working, a refrigerator to keep emergency snacks cold (crucial), and a coffee/tea maker… which, let's be honest, is a lifesaver.
Now, let's get to the incident. During a late-night snack search, I accidentally… ahem … knocked over the bedside lamp. It wasn’t the sturdiest thing. Let’s just say the noise was loud and quite embarrassing! The staff was incredibly understanding (thank goodness!) and offered to replace it immediately.
My rating for the room?: 7/10. Clean, comfortable and, the best part? Free Wi-Fi! And yes, it was actually fast. Internet access – wireless was a definite plus, and even the Internet access – LAN was available if you happen to have a cable!
Dining: Buffet Bliss and Coffee Shop Chaos
Alright, let's talk food. The breakfast buffet… okay, it wasn't Michelin-star material, but it was decent! Eggs, bacon, sausage, waffles (which I heavily indulged in), cereal, and yogurts – the usual culprits. I did appreciate the Asian breakfast option. It was a nice touch, offering more than just scrambled eggs for everyone. I’d say having breakfast service is a huge bonus!
The coffee shop, however… well, let's just say the barista seemed a little overwhelmed. The coffee tasted… like coffee, so that was a win. The coffee/tea in restaurant was a lifesaver! They had a snack bar which was great for keeping busy. The bottle of water was a nice touch too!
Fitness & Relaxation - The Verdict is Out!
The fitness center! Yes, I actually went! (Shocking, I know). It was small but functional. It had a few treadmills, some weights, and a general feeling of “well, at least it’s there if you have the energy”. No massage, spa, or sauna for me, folks. Sadly, I didn’t get to try out the swimming pool to provide a rating on this.
Cleanliness and Safety - Is it Safe to Sleep Here?
Here, I have to commend the hotel. They are taking things seriously. They have a ton of anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and room sanitization opt-out available. I noticed hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere, and staff were masked up. They also have staff trained in safety protocol. All of this put me at ease. The individually-wrapped food options were appreciated during breakfast.
They also offer: Cashless payment service, safe dining setup, professional-grade sanitizing services, and sterilizing equipment.
Things to Do Nearby (Beyond Bedtime Stories):
Okay, so Beckley isn’t exactly a hub of non-stop entertainment. But there are some options! I didn't explore much of the immediate surroundings. However, you’re close to the New River Gorge National Park & Preserve. It's perfect for hiking, whitewater rafting, and seeing some seriously stunning scenery!
The Little Things (Services & Conveniences):
They have a convenience store, laundry service, a gift/souvenir shop, and the all-important air conditioning in public area! The concierge was helpful with directions and restaurant recommendations. They also offer free car park [on-site] – a definite bonus.
For the Kids:
I didn't travel with kids, but it seemed family/child friendly, with potential babysitting service (confirm that directly with the hotel!).
Overall Impression (And the BIG Question: Would I Go Back?):
Look, the Holiday Inn & Suites in Beckley isn't the Four Seasons. But it's a solid, reliable option if you're in the area. Is it "Beckley's BEST Hotel?" Maybe. It’s clean, the staff are friendly, and the location is convenient. Some areas could use some improvement, but for the price, it gets the job done.
My Verdict: 3.5 out of 5 stars. I would stay again, especially after a long day of hiking or traveling.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Here's my attempt at crafting a "travel itinerary" for a stay at the Holiday Inn Hotel & Suites Beckley By IHG in… Beckley, West Virginia. And trust me, it's gonna be less "perfectly planned trip" and more "reality, unfiltered, with a dash of questionable sanity," because honestly, that's more fun, isn't it?
Day 1: Arrival and the Beckley Blues (Maybe Literally)
- 3:00 PM: Check-in - the Adventure Begins! Okay, so first impressions… the lobby. Shiny, functional, smells faintly of cleaning solutions and… maybe a hint of desperation? I mean, it's Beckley, not the Ritz. Still, the front desk lady, bless her heart, was super friendly. Made me feel almost welcome. Almost. The room itself? Standard Holiday Inn fare. Two (slightly lumpy) queens, a TV that looks like it was made in the Jurassic Period, and a view of… the parking lot. Yeah, glamour incarnate right there.
- 3:30 PM: The Great Unpacking and Assessment. Alright, time to get this show on the road! I started by checking if there are any creepy crawlies running amok in the room. (Important thing to do, trust me from personal experience.) Once I felt secure, I plopped my bag down and surveyed the situation. Realized I forgot my phone charger. (Classic). I had to go to the front desk lady again, which was a little embarrassing.
- 4:00 PM: Exploring the Hotel’s “Amenities” (Said with Air Quotes). So, the pool. I'm a sucker for a hotel pool, even if it looks like it hasn't seen a chlorine tablet since the Clinton administration. This one… well, let's just say it's seen better days. A valiant attempt at some pool furniture, though! It’s a little dreary, and the lighting is… questionable. The gym? I walked in, took one look at the ancient treadmill, and promptly walked back out. My workout? Walking to the vending machine for a bag of chips.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner Dilemma and Local Cuisine…or the Lack Thereof. Beckley after dark! Now the REAL challenge. Google Maps promised some “local eateries.” Some of them were a bit… out of the way, others had… less-than-stellar reviews. Some looked closed. Ended up settling for the hotel restaurant. Which was… fine. The burger was edible, the tap beer was cold, and the waitress was sweet. But, yeah, it wasn't a gastronomic experience that I’ll be writing home about.
- 7:30 PM: Channel Surfing and Existential Dread. Back in the room. Bedtime? No, its tv time! I hit the TV, flipping through channels that all seemed to be showing the same rerun of something. This is where the existential dread kicks in. The hum of the air conditioning, the flickering screen… it's just… perfect.
- 9:00 PM: Bedtime Zzzzzzz
Day 2: Nature, History, and a Quest for Decent Coffee
- 7:00 AM: The Coffee Crisis. The hotel coffee maker… I won't even go there. It’s better off to head out and find some coffee. On the upside? There are some beautiful views out here.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast and Beckley Bites. I braved the hotel breakfast. The scrambled eggs were… suspiciously yellow. I ended up eating a waffle and, honestly, it was the highlight of the morning. At least they had syrup.
- 9:00 AM: Nature! (Maybe) Let's visit the New River Gorge Bridge, which is only a short drive from Beckley. It's supposed to be stunning, I mean, the most impressive bridge in the Western Hemisphere!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch and a Mid-Day Meltdown. Lunch, which was… also a challenge. I found a greasy spoon, where I inhaled a plate of fries and a questionable burger. I'm starting to miss my own kitchen, the food here is starting to get on my nerves. Maybe I should've prepared some food myself!
- 2:00 PM: History! I took a trip to the Beckley Exhibition Coal Mine. Holy crap. I mean, I understand the historical significance, but… claustrophobia, much? It was a sobering, and kind of creepy experience, descending into a mine, but fascinating to see the living and working conditions miners endured.
- 5:00 PM: Wandering and Wondering and Where's the Shopping. What to do with the rest of the afternoon? I drove around looking for something, anything, to occupy my time. (Other then the internet browser on my phone)
- 6:00 PM: Dinner…again. I found a pretty decent Italian place near the hotel, which was a nice change after the greasy spoon. I enjoyed it.
- 8:00 PM: Another night in Beckley - Sigh. I was tired. Time to relax.
Day 3: Departure and Lingering Regrets
- 7:00 AM: The Final Breakfast, The coffee didn't improve. I had hoped for a miracle. But the coffee… it was still bad.
- 8:00 AM: Prepping for Departure. Packing up the bags, checking everywhere, making sure I haven't left anything!
- 9:00 AM: Goodbye Beckley… I drive away.
- 10 AM: The drive I started my drive out of Beckley, which was just as uneventful as my arrival.
In Conclusion:
So, Beckley, West Virginia and the Holiday Inn & Suites, by IHG was… an experience. Not a perfect one, not a disastrous one, but undeniably an experience. There were moments of beauty, moments of boredom, moments of questionable food choices, I wouldn't say it was my favorite place, but it was alright. Would I go back? Maybe, but next time I'm packing my own coffee, and maybe a portable hot plate for those late-night ramen cravings. The end!
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The Room: Was it a disaster? Was it surprisingly comfy? Give me the dirt.
That Free Breakfast? I'm a harshest critic of hotel food. Lay my heart bare.
Talk about the Pool. My kids, are they going to hate it?
What's the deal with the staff? Friendly? Cold? Did they even EXIST?
Okay, let's talk location. Is it convenient? Remote? Am I gonna get lost?
Any Dealbreakers? Any absolute NOs?
The Verdict? Would you stay again? Be honest!
Okay, here's the BIG question... What did you REALLY think? Be brutally honest!

